Bo Burnham - Microwave Popcorn

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[Intro]
Em Bm Could you turn my headphones? Turn up my, or
AmI’m the only one in here, so, I’m gonna turn up my own headphones
BmFor myself, thank you, you’re welcome
 
[Chorus]
Em BmTryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave
Am BmI Am on that wave, I Am on that wave
EmTryna make microwave popcorn
 
[Verse 1]
BmI take the packet out the plastic (Takin’ out the plastic, brrt)
AmReading the directions on the back of the package (Ooh)
BmOrville Redenbacher, you’re a savage (You a savage)
EmSo let’s get crackin’ (Tryna make microwave, ayy)
BmI put the packet on the glass (What glass?)
AmThe little glass dish in the microwave (Got it)
I close the door (Which door?)
Bm The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you?
Em BmYou follow all the rules when you’re a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high
Am BmCook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Mm, kind of a wide range)
 
[Chorus]
Em BmTryna make microwave popcorn (Bippity bippity bop) in a microwave (Brrt)
Am BmI Am on that wave, I Am on that wave
EmTryna make microwave popcorn
 
[Verse 2]
BmThe popcorn’s done (Thank God)
AmI open up the door, I take it out
BmAh, *******, that’s hot, super hot
EmMakes sense (I burnt my fingies)
BmI open up the packet (The packet)
AmIt smells smoky and the kernels are black, **** (No)
BmI burned it (No), I burned it (For real?)
EmYes, for real- Do you think you’re helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)
BmI’m givin’ up (I’m done cookin’ popcorn)
AmI’ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (*****, I be hot)
 
I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
BmHow’d I miss this button? There’s a button and the button says
 
[Chorus]
Em“Popcorn” (Oh, no)
BmOn the microwave (There was a button that said popcorn?)
Am BmI Am on that wave, I Am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button)
EmTryna make microwave popcorn (Tryna make microwave) (Jiffy Pop)
BmIn a microwave (Guys, stop) (Micro, wave) (Agh, got a kernel in my throat)
Am BmI Am on that wave, I Am on that wave (Everyone’s talking at the same time; can everyone just shut— Shut— Shut up!)
 
(Christmas ornaments) (Movie theater butter)
 
Tryna make microwave popcorn
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