Відключити рекламу C F C/G EmIt's about all the sad stuff. Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
C F C/G Em
C FI met a homeless man named Rich
C GIsn't that terrible?
C FI saw a flyer for a lost dog
Am EmAnd the dog didn't have any legs
C F Am GI saw a diabetic kid trick-or-treating
C FI saw a giraffe who had a short neck
Am GThat was sad, or a deer
E F C GI saw an old man get hit by a train
E FHe didn't see it in the pouring rain
C G EHe didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
Because I didn't say anything.
C F C/G Em
C F C/G EmI just thought to myself, "Ooh, this is gonna be sad."
C F C/G Em And it was.
C F C/G Em I'm a genius.
C FI saw a man with only one eye
C GIn a 3D movie
C FI saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
Am EmDirectly on his mother's corpse
C FI saw a kitten stuck in a tree
Am GThen the kitten jumped off and he hung himself
C F Am GI saw a boy who had red hair.
E F C GI went to a store looking for something to buy
E FBut they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
C GNo, wait--this store sells mirrors!
ESee what I did there?
C Em F FmLet's rock! No.
C FI saw an old man slip and fall
Am GHey, what a fucking idiot
C FI saw a woman at her daughter's funeral
Am GHa ha ha. Classic comedy.
C FEverything that once was sad
Am GIs somehow funny now
C FThe Holocaust and 9/11
Am GThat shit's funny 24/7, cuz
E F C GTragedy will be exclusively joked about
E F CBecause my empathy is bumming me out
G EGoodbye, sadness
C F C/G Em CHello jokes.
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