Відключити рекламу[Verse 1]
GmThe date started off so well
GmBegin my night not expecting the fright of my life
GmShe was perfect from what I could tell
GmHow could I not see the danger right in front of me?
[Pre-Chorus]
GmMy favorite food is fish
GmBaby, that's my favorite too
GmI love cartoon dogs
GmBaby, I love Scooby Doo
GmHey girl, what's your favorite film?
GmShe said, the best movie of all
GmA masterpiece of art called
[Chorus]
GmHuman Centipede
AmHuman Centipede
DI think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
GmHuman Centipede
AmNot ironically
DShe said, "The costume design was a highlight"
GmI like it for the plot
AmTell me what the plot's about
DGerman doctor sews three people ass to mouth
N.C.
Cool!
GmHuman Centipede
AmPlease god save me
DI think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
[Verse 2]
D DmShe said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
F DI think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
D DmShe said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
F Gm DmI try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
[Verse 3]
DmWhy are you blinking so much?
DbI've got something in my eye
CHere, let me get it out
BmNo thank you, I don't wanna die
Bb ABonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date is a freak?
Ab No
AVery good then, bon appétit
[Bridge]
Gm FStop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
Gm FTo not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Gm FMaybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
Bb C GmMy heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm FYou could be my world, the love of my life
Gm FOne day we'll get married and be husband and wife
Gm AmWith a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Bb COnly if the wedding is themed
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
[Chorus]
GmHuman Centipede
AmHuman Centipede
DThat way we could save on the catering bill
GmHuman Centipede
AmOnly one mouth to feed
DmIf you are the best man, you know the deal (Pucker up)
[Post-Chorus]
Gm AmI can finally open myself up to love
DI can finally sew a mouth to a butt
[Outro]
GmHuman Centipede
Am7 DHuman Centipede
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