[INTRO]
Bb C Dm F x2
(It sounds like Nyge)
[VERSE]
Yeah
Bb C Christmas party, Christmas knees up
Dm Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (Dead)
Dm F Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
F Bb It's fuckin' October, why is your tree up? (What?)
Bb C Been wrapping them gifts in cunch
Dm Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT)
Dm Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
Gm Tryna make man spend his re up (What?)
C Three in the morning, man can't sleep
Dm My neighbours lighting up the whole street (Pricks)
Dm Gm
NPower, SSE, EON, EDF energy
Gm C Them man there raking in the Ps
C Dm Dumb consumers still can't see
Dm Mummy's trying to make ends meet
Gm Christmas extortion, Christmas greed
[VERSE]
Gm Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle
C When you hear this festive jinglе
Dm This one's drill, not pop like Pringle
F You can gеt wrapped up, no Kris Kringle (Bow)
Gm C See, it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this (Yeah)
Dm Don't need lights 'causе we're bringing the litness (Yeah)
Dm So you're better off hiding your missus
Dm 'Cause I'm top of her wishlist (Aye, aye)
Gm Santa's sleigh, I might jack that
C Christmas presents, I stack that
Dm Mrs. Claus got a fat back (Mhm)
F Bb So I might have to tap that (Uh)
Bb C Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride (Santa's ride)
Dm If the elves try run up on bro
Dm Then it's beef, so I have to slide (Have to slide)
[CHORUS]
Gm C Christmas drillings, make a killing (Killing)
Dm Got them children crying
F Now that Santa Claus is missing
F Gm Ain't no presents 'till your birthday
C Dm Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Oo oo woo)
Gm C Christmas drillings, make a killing
Dm Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
Gm C Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
Dm Ain't no presents 'till your birthday (Ain't no presents)
(Oo oo woo)
[VERSE]
Gm C It's the 123 (Mm hmm), man will cut down your Christmas tree (Jeez)
Dm F Gonna take this flow out in the snow
F Gm Back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
Gm C Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh (Uh huh)
Dm Him and his elves might pass away (Uh huh)
Dm Run 'em all over with his sled
Gm Out in Lapland, snow turn red
Gm C (He's dead! He's dead, he's dead)
Dm Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
F End of his presence, I plead the fifth
Body is stiff (Jeez)
[VERSE]
(Huh)
Gm C Yeah, Merry Christmas
Dm See man jacking presents (All of them)
F Fuck your life, this ain't Evanescence
Gm C Man don't want socks, man don't want crocs
Dm Man tryna grab your mum
Dm Bend her over, slide in just to show them how I stuff that turkey (Jeez)
Gm C Primed up (What?), all my opps get banged up (What?)
Dm Sit man down with a one two piece
F Then a push up to win with hands up (Shut up)
Gm And I come Do Christmas wavy
C Priced up, but I'm not Katie
Dm Solo man, but I'm not Stacey
I'm the man, but I'm no baby
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