Sexual Lobster - Rectal Computer
Intro
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Chorus:
Am G Rectal Computer,
Am G Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G Rectal Computer,
Am Rectal Computer
End Chorus Riff
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Verse 1:
A# F I went to the doctor,
C F 'cos my gut was playin' up
A# F He said, 'son, your throat is too small,
C F we're gonna have to stick this up your butt'
A# F He bent me over,
C F told me to think of something pleasant
A# F It was like he had a handful of stuffing
C F and I was some kind of pheasant.
Chorus:
Am G Rectal Computer,
Am G Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!),
Am Rectal Computer
Verse 2:
A# F Someone hacked into my computer,
C F and programmed it to give me gas
A# F My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?',
C F I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass'
A# F I showed it to my friends,
C F they were quite impressed
A# F
Now everyone I know has A-
Chorus:
Am G Rectal Computer,
Am G Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!),
Am G Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!),
Am Rectal Computer
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