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C DmHow does the drunkest person on the bus
F C GWake up and manage to take such good care of us?
C DmAn honorable man that's impossible to hate
F GEven though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight
[Pre-Chorus]
FWhat is it about him?
FWhat sets him apart?
C GHow does such a tiny person have such a big heart?
Am FHe only sometimes drops the ball
GLike the six times he told the bus to leave
GWhen one of us was at a petrol station
GShitting in a bathroom stall
[Chorus]
CThat's David Pollack
AmAlcoholic
DmReal dedication
GTo inebriation
AmMy friend David
FMaster of Kung-Fu
C GWe're all singing this song just to say thank you
FAnd one day we're gonna get you back
[Verse]
CHe's not a giant man
DmBut he represents some giant voices
F C GBut sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make the greatest choices
CHe might excel in tours and food
DmBut he lacks something in tact
FHe told Dexter that his band sucks
GAnd he called Matt Freeman fat
[Pre-Chorus]
F CHe pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré Cool's first wife and fiancée
DmThat's how he lost Bad Religion, The Offspring
F GRancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies, Rise Against
But the one that hurt the most must have been Green Day
[Chorus]
CThat's Alcopollack
AmPhilanthro-folic
DmGrappa all nighter
GBar fight inciter
AmMy friend David
FFor all your dedication
CThis song is for you
GTo show all our appreciation
FBut why Do you always have to be on vacation?
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