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D E.........
D E.........
Verse 1
D..You know I'm impatient
ESo why would you leave me waiting outside the station?
DWhen it was like minus 4 degrees and I
I get what you're saying
EI just really don't want to hear it right now
DCan you shut up for like once in your life?
Listen to me
EI took your nice words of advice about
How you think I'm gonna die
Lucky if I turned 33
DOkay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney
EEvery other week
But cut me some slack
DWho Do you want me to be?
Chorus
'Cause I'm too messy
EAnd then I'm too ******* clean
You told me, "Get a job"
DAnd you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
DIs that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
EAnd then I'm too ******* dumb
You hate it when I cry
DUnless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
DAnd you hate the ******* lot
EYou hate the ******* lot
DYou hate the ******* lot
EHey, hey
Verse 2
D..It's taking you ages
EYou still don't get the hint
I'm not asking for pages
But one text or two would be nice
DAnd please, don't pull those faces
EWhen I've been out working my arse off all day
DIt's just one bottle of wine or two
But hey, you can't even talk
EYou smoke weed just to help you sleep
Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock
DAnd then you come home to me
And don't say hello
E'Cause I got high again
DAnd forgot to fold my clothes
Chorus
'Cause I'm too messy
EAnd then I'm too ******* clean
You told me, "Get a job"
DAnd you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
DIs that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
EAnd then I'm too ******* dumb
You hate it when I cry
DUnless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
DAnd you hate the ******* lot
EYou hate the ******* lot
D EYou hate the ******* lot....
Instrumental
D E.........
D E.........
Chorus
'Cause I'm too messy
EAnd then I'm too ******* clean
You told me, "Get a job"
DAnd you ask where the hell I've been
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I open my big mouth
I want to be me
DIs that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
EAnd then I'm too ******* dumb
You hate it when I cry
DUnless it's that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
E'Til I show you that I'm not
A thousand people I could be for you
DAnd you hate the ******* lot
Outro
EYou hate the ******* lot
DYou hate the ******* lot
EYou hate the ******* lot
DYou hate the ******* lot
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