Jordana Bryant - Hot Mess

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HOT MESS
As recorded by Jordana Bryant
(2025 release)
 
 
[Intro]
G A D A G A Bm A
 
 
[Verse 1]
G A D A G A Bm A My best friend's boyfriend just proposed to her in Greece
G A D A G A While my last first date made me pay for Uber Eats
Bm A D A DI spent seven dollars on a latte that I spilled (Whoops)
A G A BmI gave too much water to the succulent I killed
A G DI swear to my father that I got it all together
BmBut I probably never will
 
 
[Chorus]
GMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
D A BmBut at least it's funny
A GI'm doin' my best (Oh)
D A BmBut I'm one Target run away from runnin' out of money
A G DAin't picture-perfect, but, hey, I'm tryin'
A BmAnd if the car crashes, least I'm the one drivin'
A G AMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
G A D A G A Bm ABut I'm thrivin'
 
 
[Verse 2]
G A D A G A Bm AStalked my ex's Insta, accidentally double-tapped
G A D A GMatched with my friend on Hinge, freaked out and deleted the app
A Bm AMade my therapist laugh
G A DMy car's got a couple dents
A GMy phone's at two percent
A Bm AAnd I'm lost without my GPS (Uh-oh)
 
 
[Chorus]
GMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
D A BmBut at least it's funny
A GI'm doin' my best (Oh)
D A BmBut I'm one Target run away from runnin' out of money
A G DAin't picture-perfect, but, hey, I'm tryin'
A BmAnd if the car crashes, least I'm the one drivin'
A G AMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
G DBut I'm thrivin'
A BmI'm thrivin'
 
 
[Bridge]
A G DLeaving fifteen late on an empty tank
A BmDoin' makeup while I'm drivin'
 
 
[Out-Chorus]
GMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
D A BmBut at least it's funny
A GI'm doin' my best (Oh)
D A BmBut I'm one Target run away from runnin' out of money
A G DAin't picture-perfect, but, hey, I'm tryin'
A BmAnd if the car crashes, least I'm the one drivin'
A G AMy life's a hot mess (Oh)
N.C.
But I'm thrivin'
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