Remove Ads Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AOne night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AAnd Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
Dm GmI was walking down the street just the other day
A# AI saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
Dm Gm"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
A# ABut suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
Dm GmSo I put my head down, and I just walked away
A# AI had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Dm GmGot on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
A# ASheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Dm GmYo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
A# AI'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
Dm GmTo be productive at work, I got to be well rested
A# AYeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AMy favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AAnd I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
Dm GmI'm from a lower-middle class family
A# AMe and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
Dm GmI have good memories from my childhood, bitch
A# AMy favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
Dm GmI used to play with that motherfucker all day long
A# AUntil I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
Dm GmAnd then I played with my motherfucker all day long
A# AAbout ten times a day, man, all year long
Dm GmMy favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
A# AIs a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
Dm Gm A# AEvery night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you
Dm GmEvery time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
A# AWhy the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
Dm GmYo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
A# ASticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry
Dm GmLike that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face
A# AShe really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?
Dm GmIs my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A# AA person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible
Dm GmShit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
A# ARegular everyday normal fucking bullshit
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AWhen I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AWhen I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better
Dm Gm(I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
A# AI like red peppers better than the green ones
Dm Gm A# AOoh-hoo, saving up my money to Go buy a new dishwasher
Dm Gm A# AMine broke about six months ago, motherfucker
Dm GmGo, go, go, go, Go shawty. It's your birthday
A# AGo party like it's your birthday
Dm GmI wasn't invited, but it's okay
A# AI'll just stay at home and play some video games
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