[Verse 1]
N.C. B Bm Bm7Last night I saw an archeological wonder
B Bm Bm7On the ESPN of war and lies
Gmaj7 FCNN’s death rattle
B F/C Bman ancient species battled
Gmaj7 F BTwo fossils tryna poke each other’s eyes
[Verse 2]
B Bm Bm7Mom and dad are fighting in Atlanta
B Bm Bm7I’m online pricing lobotomies
Gmaj7 FI don’t wanna get no dumber
B F/C BmBut it’s better than this bummer
Gmaj7 F BOf believing in a false dichotomy
[Bridge]
Gmaj7 FThey open up their mouths
B F/C BmAnd nothing comes out
Gmaj7 F BIt’s gonna take a lot more than the speed
[Chorus]
B Gmaj7I can’t discern Verne
BI can’t perceive Steve
FmI don’t understand, Jan
F F6 F7 N.C.I don’t know Joe
Gmaj7 BI don’t know Joe
[Break]
B Bm Bm7 Bm7
B Bm Bm7 Bm7
Gmaj7 F B Bm
G F B B
[Verse 3]
B Bm Bm7Last night I took a trip to the museum
B Bm Bm7I sat and stared at wax figurines
Gmaj7 FThey gummed for about an hour
B F/C Bmfighting over power
Gmaj7 F BPathetic, old and sad as they could be
[Verse 4]
B Bm Bm7Last night I saw the circle close around us
B Bm Bm7as I sat and thought about deja vu
Gmaj7 FAnd the sound that met my ears
B F/C Bmmade all hope disappear
Gmaj7 F BJus what constitutes elder abuse
[Chorus]
B Gmaj7I can’t discern Verne
BI can’t perceive Steve
FmI don’t understand, Jan
F F6 F7 N.C.I don’t know Joe
Gmaj7 BI don’t know Joe
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