Remove AdsBb Bb/F Gm7I'm counting out time,
Bb/Bb Bm7+Got the whole thing down by numbers.
Bb/B CbAll those numbers! Give me guidance!
Bb7 BbO Lord I need that now.
Bb/F Gm7The day of judgement's come,
Bb/Bb Bm7+And you can bet that I've been resting,
Bb/B Cbfor this testing, digesting every
Bb7 Bbword the experts say.
Gm Bm/G Bb/BbErogenous zones I love you.
C Gm/Cb Bb7Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Bb7Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
Bb7/Bb Cb7 BmI studied every line, every page in the book,
F F/B CbNow, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.
Bb Bb/F Gm7I'm counting out time,
Bb/Bb Bm7+hoping it goes like I planned it,
Bb/B'cos I understand it.
Cb Bb7 BbLook! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine.
Bb/F Gm7still counting out time,
Bb/Bb Bm7+got my finger on the button,
Bb/B Cb"Don't say nothin' - just lie there still
Bb7 BbAnd I'll get you turned on just fine."
Gm Bm/G Bb/BbErogenous zones I love you.
C Gm/Cb Bb7Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Bb7Touch and Go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Bb7/Bb Cb7 BmGetting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
F F/B Cb"Honey get hip! It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"
( Bb Bb/F Gm7 Bb/Bb Bm7+ Bb/B Cb Bb7 Bb ) 2x
Bb Bb/F Gm7I'm counting out time,
Bb/Bb Bm7+reaction none to happy,
Bb/BPlease don't slap me,
Cb Bb7 BbI'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
Bb/F Gm7I'm counting out time,
Bb/Bb Bm7+I got unexpected distress
Bb/Bfrom my mistress,
Cb Bb7 BbI'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
Gm Bm/G Bb/BbErongenous zones I question you
C Gm/Cb BbWithout you, what would a poor boy do?
C Gm/Cb BbWithout you, what would a poor boy do?
C Gm/Cb Bb B#mWithout you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.
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