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Verse 1
C Played myself, innit silly of me?
Am Dm Got me so worked up, I'm here grinding my teeth
Still saved as hotty number 3
G What did you Do to me?
C My lips are chapped from kissing your ass
Am Dm Look at me all tucked in with your big red flags
GYou said I quote, "I'm not really a boyfriend guy"
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Chorus
D GI'm here, desperate and down bad
EmYou said you might Do that
AThe heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
D GNo, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
EmI've always known that
ANow, there's tears in my eyes
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Verse 2
CSo you mean to tell me
The guy that could barely
AmHug his own mother is not the one that you'll marry?
DmOh, what a shock! What a horror!
GTurns out he's a real weird vibe
C And that's when most people say their goodbyes
Am Dm But truth be told, God knows I love a DIY.
GYou said I quote, "I'm just not the commitment type"
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Chorus
D GI'm here, desperate and down bad
EmYou said you might Do that
AThe heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
D GNo, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
EmI've always known that
ANow, there's tears in my eyes
Surprise surprise
Bridge
DPrince Charming left the building, who was I to assume?
G EmI try to walk away but I'm a sucker for doom, oh.
AOh
DAnd I know you're not a winner and I'm wasted on you
G EmInebriated by the stench of your cheap perfume, oh
AOh
Chorus
D GI'm here, desperate and down bad
EmYou said you might Do that
AThe heads up was nice
You tried to tell me
D GNo, it's not your fault you're a dumbass
EmI've always known that
ANow, there's tears in my eyes
DSurprise surprise.
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