Intro: Gm Gm G Gm
GmDespair to the point till they provoke
GmThe punchline before they have told the joke
GmThe sheer desperation to be seen
GmStaring at the television screen
GmDespair to the point where they provoke
GmYou to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
GmSorry sunshine it doesn't exist
GmIt wasn't in the top 100 list
F GAnd it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
GmDon't be surprised when you get bent over,
F G CmHe told ya, that you were gagging for it
GmShe saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
GmThe kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
GmAnother variation on a theme
GmA tangle on the television and the magazine
GmD'you reckon that they Do it for a joke?
GmD'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
GmThat says "we are defenders
Gm GmOf any poseur or professional pretender around"
F GWhen did your list replace the twist and turn?
GmAh the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
F GAnd if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo: Gm
F GAnd it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
GmDon't be surprised when you get bent over,
F G GmHe told ya, that you were gagging for it
FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker
GNot quick enough can I have it quicker?
Gm GmAlready thick and you're getting thicker
FLets have a game on the Teddy Picker
GNot quick enough can I have it quicker?
Gm CmAlready thick and you're getting thicker
GmAsuming that all things are equal,
Gm GWho'd want to be men of the people
G GmWhen there's people like you?
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