[Intro]
Fm Bm Gb
[Verse 1]
Bsus4 B Fm GdimPut your heavy metal to the test
F Bm GbMight be half a love song in it all for you
Bsus4 B Fm GdimTiming wise it's probably for the best
F BmCome here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
[Chorus]
B BmMr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
B BmWardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
B CSmudging dubbin on your dancing shoes
[Verse 2]
Fm Bm Gb
Bsus4 B Fm GdimGradually it's coming into view
F Bm GbIt's like your little directorial debut
Bsus4 B Fm GdimAs fine a time as any to deduce
F BmThe fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
[Chorus]
B BmMr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
B BmWardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
B CSmudging dubbin on your dancing shoes
[Bridge]
F BmAnd if we guess who I'm pretending to be
CDo we win a prize?
F BmHaving attempted twice, both incorrectly
C FDo we get a third try?
[Verse 3]
Bm Gb
Bsus4 B Fm GdimThe gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch
F BmThere's not one god damn thing that you can Do about this
[Chorus]
B BmMr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips
B BmAsking after all the wives and the kids
B CIt's at the heart of what the business is
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