Werbung entfernenThe Kiffness - Jack Sparrow Testifies
[Verse 1]
AmThere once was a girl who made a turd
Dm Amon the bed & her name was Amber Heard
AmShe made stuff up, to bring Johnny down
E AmSo off to court they Go (huh!)
[Chorus]
F CSoon may the verdict come
Dm AmThat Amber’s lying out her bum
F CWe’ll drink a pint of rum
E AmWhen Johnny’s free to go
[Verse 2]
AmIt wasn’t enough to soil the bed
Dm Amshe cut off his finger & bashed his head
Amon the door and yet she still said
E Amshe could never hurt him, so (huh!)
[Chorus]
F CSoon may the verdict come
Dm AmThat Amber’s lying out her bum
F CWe’ll drink a pint of rum
E AmWhen Johnny’s free to go
[Verse 3]
AmOb-jection heresay all day long
Dm AmAmbers lawyers can find no wrong
AmJohnny hits the drink & bong
E AmBut did he hit her? No (huh!)
[Chorus]
F CSoon may the verdict come
Dm AmThat Amber’s lying out her bum
F CWe’ll drink a pint of rum
E AmWhen Johnny’s free to go
[Verse 4]
AmAmber in a desperate plea
Dm AmThe Captain's mind was not of greed
AmBut he belonged to the whaleman's creed;
E AmShe took the ship in tow (huh!)
[Chorus]
F CLie lie la-lie lie lie
Dm AmLie lie la-lie lie lie
F CLie lie la-lie lie lie
E AmLie lie la-lie lie lie
[Verse 5]
AmThe moral of this weird story
Dm Amis don’t marry a celebrity
AmI think that we can all agree
E Amit’s a literal sh*tshow
[Chorus]
F CI know it might not make sense
Dm AmBut it shows domestic violence
F Cis not an exclu-sive offence
E Amcommitted just by guys, so
[Verse 6]
AmSo who did lose and who did win?
Dm AmThe jury’s verdict has come in.
AmTo no surprise it has always been
Dm AmThe lawyers makin’ dough
[Chorus]
F CSo now that the verdict’s come
Dm AmI think we all knew from day one
F Cthat Amber lied out'er bum
E Ambut Johnny’s free to go
E Ambut Johnny’s free to Go
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