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C F - 2p
[Verse 1]
C F C FSet fire to your hair
C F C FPoke a stick at a grizzly bear
C F C FEat medicine that's out of date
C F C FUse your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F D7 G FSo many dumb ways to die
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F G CSo many dumb ways to die
[Verse 2]
C F C FGet your toast out with a fork
C F C FDo your own electrical work
C F C FTeach yourself how to fly
C F C FEat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F D7 G FSo many dumb ways to die
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F G CSo many dumb ways to die
[Verse 3]
C F C FInvite a psycho killer inside
C F C FScratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
C F C FTake your helmet off in outer space
C F C FUse a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F D7 G FSo many dumb ways to die
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F G CSo many dumb ways to die
[Verse 4]
C F C FKeep a rattlesnake as a pet
C F C FSell both your kidneys on the internet
C F C FEat a tube of superglue
“I wonder, what's this red button do?”
[Chorus]
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F D7 G FSo many dumb ways to die
C G Am EmDumb ways to die
F G CSo many dumb ways to die
[Bridge]
Am G C Em F GDress up like a moose during hunting season
Am G C Em F GDisturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G AmStand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am GDrive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am GRun across the tracks between the platforms
F GThey may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly
[Outro]
C G Am EmThe dumbest ways to die
C G Am EmThe dumbest ways to die
C G Am EmThe dumbest ways to die...
FSo many dumb
Fm G CSo many dumb ways to die
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