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G#mThis just in!
EWe're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm.
It's name? JORTS
G#m E F#But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short splicing technology is casing irregular weather patterns
all across the globe (Whoo!)
[Verse 1]
G#mIt's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans
EI really like the denim, but not the length of the seam
G#mMy mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen
EI'm not like either of them,
G#I got the recessive gene!
[Chorus]
G#mJort storm!
D#mJort storm's comin' tonight
G#mA jort storm!
E F#It's a category 5
G#mJort storm
D#mJort storm's comin' tonight
E F#I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide!
[Bridge]
G#mJorticane
D#mJortnado
EJortnami
F#Jortquake
G#mJortruption
F#Jortalanche
B D# Jortpocalypse
[Verse 3]
G#m F# Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
G#m F# B So you better start runnin'
EFast, it's a chase
D# G#mBut be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
F# G#mThey're the new sensation (JORTS!)
F# BWear 'em to every occasion
EJorts in the pool
D# F#Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
G#mMy personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
EI got a genetic test, but all my genes are shorts!
[Chorus]
G#mThe jort storm!
D#mJort storm's comin' tonight
G#mA jort storm!
E F#It's a category 5
G#mJort storm
D#mJort storm's comin' tonight
E F#I take off my fucking jorts, I got-a jorts inside
[Outro]
G#mBreaking news
D#m E F#Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex
G#mAnd it's headed straight for this studio
F# BTo my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
D# G#mI love—— (JORTS!)
F# G#mThe elders foretold (JORTS!)
F# D#Of a fashion so bold
EA new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!)
D#To seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
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