Ninja Sex Party - Death Metal

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[Verse 1]
F FWe were writing this album
Cm CmMy manager called and said: "we need a hit".
C FHe said: "your music's not current enough for the kids,
C Fso write a death metal song". We said: "Heck yeah you got it!"
F FSo I got out my beach ball,
Cm Cmmy Hawaiian shirt with little coconuts on the sleeves
C Fand wrote this brutal jam while the tall palm trees
C Bm7 Cbegan to sway gently in the island breeze.
 
[Chorus 1]
FDeath metal, the metal of death.
C C CBetter drink that margarita before your last breath.
FThe taste of Satan from our rock armada,
C Bm CAn umbrella of evil in your piña colada.
FDeath metal, put on your leis.
C CSurfin' waves as your rotting mortal soul decays.
C FLay back in the sand and drift slowly away,
C Bm Fand renounce your God's existence at the seafood buffet.
 
[Verse 2]
FOur manager called us back and said:
N.C.
SPOKEN: "Hey guys, it's your manager Brent. This definitely isn't death metal.
It sounds more like Jimmy Buffet"
C FWe laughed at the way he's always joking around
C F Fand then we tuned our ukuleles to get that dark sound.
FWe were in the metal festival that night
Cm CmTo play with some bands, it as such a great list.
C FLike Demigod Slut and Chasm of filth
C Fand Maggot Desecration And Graves of Piss.
 
[Steel drum solo]
F F Cm Cm C F C FSPOKEN: "Steel drum solo! Defile me with that sax! Easy on those coconut shrimp, Jerry!"
 
[Chorus 2]
C FDeath metal, the metal of death.
C CTanning lotion on Corpse, he needs a high SPF.
C FPlaying frisbee all day, you'll be running like a cheetah.
Bm Bm7 CSacrificing goats with a sweet señorita.
FDeath metal, choke on our scum
C CThanks for joining us today for all our tropical fun
C FI have to say this vile concert went well
Bm Bm7Now suck this music tribute to our dark lord in hell!
 
(death metal noises)
N.C.
SPOKEN: "What the heck was that?"
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