[Intro]
G B B/Bb……..
GI break the ice
B B/BbSo they don’t see my size
GAnd I have to be nice
B B/BbOr I’ll be the next punch line
[Verse 2]
GI’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies
B B/BbWho only exists to continue the story
GThe girl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen
B B/BbSo I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[Chorus]
GCan’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
B B/BbIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
GCan’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
B B/BbDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
GLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
B B/BbLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Verse 3]
GI say I’m okay
B B/Bb’cause they wouldn’t care anyway
G BAnd I could try to explain my efforts in vain
B/BbThey can’t relate
Ohh
[Verse 4]
GI’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
B B/BbIf that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
GI’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
B B/BbSo why Do I still feel so ******* inferior?
[Chorus]
GCan’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
B B/BbIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
GCan’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
B B/BbDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
GLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
B B/BbLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Verse 5]
C#mIt’s funny when I think a guy likes me
B B/BbAnd it’s funny when I’m the one who says, “let’s Go to eat”
GIt’s ******* funny when I’m asked to Go out on Halloween;
BDresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
[Chorus]
GCan’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
B B/BbIf I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
GCan’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
B B/BbDo they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
GLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
B B/BbLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
GLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
B B/BbLife of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Outro]
G BI’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors…
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