[Intro]
G Am C AmOut on the third planet closest to the sun, There’s a special celebration and it sounds quite
C G Am C G Amfun A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call Christmas. Now I’m not
C Bbgunna lie it makes no sense to me but here’s what earthlings told me about this christmas
A7mystery.
[Verse]
D Bm DSanta is a furry freak with epic super powers he flies to every human home in
Bm Em A Em A Emunder 14 hours, He’s a master burglar a pro at picking locks if you don’t leave milk and
A Bb A7 D Bmcookies out he will put dung in your socks. If you act nicely through the night and don’t
D Bm Emjump on your bed Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head but if you're
A Em A Em Aon his naughty list he shoots missles at your toes he might just roast your chestnuts with
Bb A7his powerful flame thrower
[Chorus]
Bm F# G D Bm F#Rein Rein Rein Rein Rein, Deer Deer Deer Deer Deer, I don’t know what Christmas is but
G A7 DChristmas time is here
[Verse]
D Bm DHe’s compelled his creepy elves to Do his every wish, one sought to be a dentist now he’s
Bm Em A Em A Emsleeping with the fish, Mrs. Clause she works the pole. Plans her mans demise soon the
A Bb A7elves will all rise up and stab out Santa’s eyes
[Chorus]
Bm F# G D Bm F# G A7Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Eathlings are so weird, I dont know what Chirstmas is but Christmas time
Dis here
Bm F# G D Bm F# GHo Ho Ho Ho Ho, Earthlings are so weird, I donn’t know what Christmas is but Christmas
A7 DTime is here
[Outro]
Bm F# G DWhat the heck’s a turtle dove and who lit up that deer
Bm F# G A7 DI don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here
Bm F# G A7 DI don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here
DOr maybe it's there, Or it's somewhere, I don't know
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