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DmWelcome to the internet. Have a look around.
GmAnything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
FWe've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
A7If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Verse]
DmWelcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
GmWould you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
FThere's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
A7Just nod or shake your head and we'll Do the rest.
[Verse]
DmWelcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
GmWould you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
FBe happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7We got a million different ways to engage
[Verse]
DmWelcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
GmHere's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
FWe got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
A7And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin
Dmeachother.
[Verse]
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
Gm'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
FThey are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Verse]
DmSee a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
GmShow us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
FStart a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
A7Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
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DmHere's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
GmHere's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
FWhich Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
A7 A7 Gm F E DmObama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Chorus]
DmCould I interest you in everything, all of the time?
GmA little bit of everything. All of the time.
FApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*Anything and everything. All of the time.
DmCould I interest you in everything, all of the time?
GmA little bit of everything. All of the time.
FApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7
[Verse]
Dm C Bb A7You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm CNot very long ago
Bb A7Just before your time
Dm CRight before the towers fell
Bb A7Circa '99
[Verse]
GmThis was catalogues
FTravel blogs
A7 DmA chat room or two
Gm FWe set our sights and spent our nights
A7 C7Waiting
[2nd Chorus]
Fmaj7For you
Dm7You
Bb CInsatiable you
Fmaj7 Dm7Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb CYou were barely two
Dm C#dimAnd it did all the things
C BbWe designed it to do
[Bridge]
BbNow look at you
COh, look at you
DYou
[2nd Chorus]
Gmaj7 Em7You
C DUnstoppable, watchable
Gmaj7 Em7Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C DHoney, how you grew
Em7 EbdimAnd if we stick together
D CWho knows what we'll do
C DIt was always the plan
Ebdim Em7To put the world in your hand
Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B[laughing]
[Chorus]
EmCould I interest you in everything, all of the time?
AmA little bit of everything. All of the time.
GApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*Anything and everything. All of the time.
EmCould I interest you in everything, all of the time?
AmA little bit of everything. All of the time.
GApathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7Anything and everything
B7And anything and everything
B7And anything and everything
B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time
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