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Verse
GThere’s a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle
DOn the driveway outside Patti’s trailer
He looks like he’s sleepin’ but he knows she’s dealin’
GAnd that she’s been bonin’ the neighbor
GThere’s a mean little poodle we call cranky doodle
DRidin’ high in Lynnette’s Vera Bradley
And he’ll take to the grave that her husband is gay
GCause doodle likes chewin’ his panties
Chorus
CIf these dogs could talk
GThey’d sure tell on you
D G G7We’re all lucky barkin’ is all they can do....
C DThey dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G D/F# EmThe tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
AmGod knows what they’d say
DMight ruin your day
If these dogs could talk
Verse
GThere’s a brown one named Patience
DShe always waitin’ for scraps outside of the diner
Leroy is servin’, one thing’s for certain
GA hamburger steak always finds her
GHe may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
DBut everyone needs a best friend
And she may be blind, but she sees him just fine
GAnd don’t care what they say about him
Chorus
CIf these dogs could talk
GThey’d sure tell on you
D G G7We’re all lucky barkin’ is all they can do....
C DThey dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G D/F# EmThe tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
AmGod knows what they’d say
DMight ruin your day
GIf these dogs could talk
Bridge
Am DThey could sniff out the cheaters and point out the liars
C G**** on their lawns and **** on their tires
Am DThey can smell kindness so maybe be kinder
C DAnd don’t even think about kickin’ one
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C G D G G7….….….…...
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C DThey dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
G D/F# EmThe tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
AmGod knows what they’d say
DMight ruin your day
GIf these dogs could talk
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AmGod knows what they’d say
D GMight make someone’s day if these dogs could talk
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