Remove AdsThe Panhandlers - The Chilton Song
Tabbed by:
Eb-tuning
[Intro]
G E7 Am7 D7
[Verse]
G E7It's been a long day since I woke up
Am7 D7Spilled the Allsups coffee in my pickup truck
G E7Was headed to work, when on my drive
Am7 D7I got a ticket going 60 in a 55
G E7Clocked in for a job, that I can't stand
Am7 D7I'm on the verge of quitting or getting canned
G E7I'll be so damn glad when this day is through
Am D7When I get home I know just what I'll do
[Chorus]
G G#dimGo grab a cup
Am7 D7Rim it with salt
G G#dimPull down the vodka
Am D7And pour in a shot
C DPop a top of Topo Chico
G E7Only one thing left to put in
Am D7Yeah, when life gives you lemons
G E7 Am7 D7Make you a Chilton
[Verse 2]
G G#dimAll of your worry and all of your trouble
Am7 D7Will be gone after one so just make it double
G G#dimThat's when it hit will ya this revelation
Am7 D7This drink might be man's finest creation
GWhen your heart is aching
G#dimOr the sun is baking
Am7 D7Or the tax man comes once more for the taking
GWhen it's quitting time
G#dimYou're feeling thirsty
Am7 D7It's 5 o'clock somewhere or maybe 10:30
[Chorus 2]
G G#dimGo grab a cup
Am7 D7Rim it with salt
G G#dimPull down the vodka
Am D7And pour in a shot
C DPop a top of Topo Chico
G E7Only one thing left to put in
Am D7Yeah, when life gives you lemons
G E7 Am7 D7Make you a Chilton
[Bridge]
G E7Now here's what you do
AmYou keep it simple stupid you just follow the instructions
D7 GGet a cup or a glass and some ice cubes
E7Pour in a little Topo Chico add salt
Am7 D7And 3 fingers of vodka
GTexan, Russian well maybe not Russian
E7But you get the point
Am7 D7Now most importantly grab some lemons
G E7Squeeze half a lemon squeeze a whole lemon
Am7Hell Go crazy squeeze two whole lemons
D7Mix it all up and enjoy
[Verse 3]
GSo when you're burned out on beer
G#dimThe whiskey ain't working
Am7The wine is fine
D7But it just leaves you hurting
GWhen you're tired of tequila
G#dimAll out of rum
Am7 D7I'll tell u what we Do where I come from
[Chorus 3]
G G#dimGo grab a cup
Am7 D7Rim it with salt
G G#dimPull down the vodka
Am D7And pour in a shot
C DPop a top of Topo Chico
G E7Only one thing left to put in
Am D7Yeah, when life gives you lemons
G E7Make you a Chilton
Am D7Yeah, when life gives you lemons
G G#dim Am7 D7Make you a Chilton
G G#dim Am7 D7 G
Video
Add a video
