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Db
[Verse]
Ebm FmI wanna say you're a real
good guy
Gb BbmBut we both know that would be
a lie
EbmIt's been a nightmare
being your friend
AbSo it's time for
this charade to end
[Chorus]
Db Ebm Fm GbI can't say goodbye
[Verse]
'Cause you might grind
Bbmme down into meat pie
Ebm7I'll tell the school that
you've got avian flu
AbSo it'll be their job to get rid
of you
Db EbmI hope they put you into quarantine
Gb BbmOr lock you up until you turn
eighteen
EbmSo maybe then I'll
never have to fear
AbThat you might suddenly bite
off my ear
Bb(Please don't bite off my ear!)
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[Bridge]
FmI can't say goodbye
[Verse]
AbMy face will be too
Cmmangled to identify
Fm7If I could get your
house repossessed
FmYou'll be forced to relocate
Bbto your gran's in the Northwest
Gm CmI could get you arrested
Fm7for stealing a car
BbI could get you a job as a miner
Gm Cm7I could ship you in a crate to Qatar
Fm7 BbOr sell you as kebab to a dirty diner
(It's not real meat, anyway!)
Cm BbI could get your folks to forget
you on the freeway
Ab EbSell you to a freak show
on its way to Uruguay
Fm7I could get you stuck on
Eba fairground ride (forever)
Fm7Send you to a wedding
in Somewherestan,
Bbwith you as the bride
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[Chorus]
Eb Fm7I can't say goodbye
[Verse]
AbBut it's no use trying to deny
Fm7That I don't wanna be friends with you
BbSo Do whatever you have to do
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