Capo 3
Dm EmI wear women's underwear
Am FAnd then I Go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
Dm Em I cross my legs just like a queer
Am FBut my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Dm Em What defines a straight man straight?
Am FIs it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?
Dm Em I'll tell you what a woman loves most
Am N.C.
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Dm Em AmGoin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
F EmIt's verbatim and it's shakin'
DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em Am no, no, no more getting' elated
F Em EmNo more listless invitations
Dm EmI live by a hospital
Am FAnd every day I Go out walking past its sickly windows
Dm EmI see people dying there
Am FBut my tender age makes it hard to care
Dm EmIncinerator and a big smoke stack
Am FIt's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh ha*
Dm Em All I need is a heart attack
Am N.C.
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Dm Em AmGoin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
F EmIt's verbatim and it's shakin'
DmNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Em Am no, no, no more getting' elated
F E E DmNo more listless invitations
Dm Dm DmFor the love of fuck
E E EFor the sake of Pete
A A ADid you ever really think
F F FYou'd love a guy like me?
Dm Dm DmI Am the rooster in the morning
E E E EI'm the cock of the day
A A AI'm the boxer in the briefs
F F FI'm a twelve ounce steak
Am Em Cm FEh-oh Eh-oh Eh-oh Yehbo
Am F Bb F Yehbo Yehbo Yehbo Yehbooooo
Bb FYa, it's verbatim
Bb FAnd ya, and it's naked
Bb FAnd ya, and it's shakin'
Em Em EmIt shakes, shakes shakes
Dm Em Am F Oh oh Yea eah Oh oh Yea eah
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