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VErSE 1
There was a guy called John
Be found a staple gun
Be thought it was a phone
And now he has no ear
Bis family thought he was dumb
Bis mum said 'Oh dear John
that's a bloody staple gun'
I now fear for your ear
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VErSE 2
The hospital surgeon said
she was gonna amputate John's head
The left side of it that is
the surgeon's name was Liz
'Your'e really stupid John
That's a bloody staple gun
She cut off poor John's ear
And now he can't really sort of properly hear
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