Remove Ads1. A Christmas Clone (D major)
[Chorus]
DDecorating trees with my Christmas clone
A DHavin' lots of fun with my Christmas clone
D GStartin' to catch feelings for my Christmas clone
A DOops, now we're expecting
2. A Nice Christmas Dinner (No key)
[Hook]
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Just a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinn-
N.C.
I don't know, I think Kanye has a point
3. December Birthdays feat. The Royalty Free Christmas Choir (Eb major)
[Chorus]
Eb CmIf your birthday falls in December,
Fm A# EbYou just get one set of gifts
Eb CmThat's the rule, no whining or bitching
Fm A# EbYou are a burden to your family
Eb CmWee-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e-e
4. A Message for Santa (D major and Ab major)
[Intro]
DI got one message for Santa
EmI hope you hear me well
CA-doot doot doot-doot doo-doo-
[Chorus]
FmGive me the Shrek 5 trailer
Db Eb AbOr else I'll launch the nukes (He'll Do it)
Fm A#Santa if you think that I Am bluffing
DbI have men on the inside waiting on my command,
all I have to Do is text them "ALPHA, TANGO, FOXTROT" and
Ebthey'll send the world back to the Stone Age,
Santa, if you don't give me that trailer, everyone's blood will
Abbe on your fat, jolly hands
5. A Musical Review of Avatar: The Way of Water (C major)
[Intro]
CI wanted more tail sex
6. How to Make Another Christmas Cocktail (C major and Ab major)
[Verse]
COne shot tequila
G7Two shots tequila
G7Three shots tequila
AmBetter make it four, now,
[Chorus]
FmDrink until there's a Shrek 5 trailer
Db
AAAABB...
7. A Song about Candy Canes (C major)
[Intro]
CCandy canes are the perfect weapon
F C'Cause they're edible evidence
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