Remove Ads[Verse 1]
Em D C Mum said that I would forget
GMy head
Am Bsus4 BIf it weren’t screwed on
Em D C Bumping a sad string quartet
GIn my headphones
Bsus4 BAs my theme song
[Chorus]
Am7I attempt to jog the memory loss
Cmaj7Nostalgically eat candy floss
G Em DAnd supplements I bought from a quack
Am7Perhaps I need some stronger sauce
Cmaj7 It’s hung like an albatross
G Em DAround my neck, it’s breaking my back
[Verse 2]
Em D C Lose every Monopoly
GGame we would play
Am Bsus4 BOn the weekend
Em D C Think I lost my virginity
GUnder a tree
Bsus4 BNow that’s some achievement
[Chorus]
Am7And thinking back in retrospect
Cmaj7 I should’ve had more respect
G Em D No regrets, but hindsight’s a bitch
Am7I should have practiced safer sex
Cmaj7 Should have practiced happiness
G Em DShould have scratched every itch
[Post-Chorus]
Am7 Cmaj7And it’s all downhill from here
G Em DSo I buckle up and hope I’ll survive this slippy slope
Am7 Cmaj7I’m an unwilling volunteer
G Em DLike an animal under a microscope
[Verse 3]
Em D C I used to run like the wind
GOut of my skin
Am Bsus4 BThrow up on the back seat
Em D C If I was out on a whim
GI’d drop you my pin
Bsus4 BAnd you would play taxi
[Chorus]
Am7I attempt to jog the memory loss
Cmaj7 Eat my grandma’s applesauce
G Em D Take me back to meat and two veg
Am7I remember fighting with my boss
Cmaj7Paid holiday and travel costs
G Em DI’ve no idea what happened next
[Post-Chorus]
Am7 Cmaj7And it’s all downhill from here
G Em DSo I buckle up and hope I’ll survive this slippy slope
Am7 Cmaj7I’m an unwilling volunteer
G Em DLike an animal under a microscope
[Bridge]
Am7Ooh-ooh-ooh
Cmaj7Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
G Em DLike an animal under a microscope
Am7Ooh-ooh-ooh
Cmaj7Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
G Em DLike an animal under a microscope
[Outro]
Am7 Cmaj7And it’s all downhill from here
G Em DSo I buckle up and hope I’ll survive this slippy slope
Am7 Cmaj7I’m an unwilling volunteer
G Em DLike an animal under a microscope
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