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CWe have invented an invention
AmYou know duct tape?
N.C.
It's not like that
CWe have created a creation
AmYou know cupcakes?
N.C.
It's not like that!
C AmIt’s just a button, just a simple little button you can press
C AmAnd when you press it you'll be happy with no harmful side effects
GOkay our legal team’s informed us
F CWe must warn you of the button’s side effects
CYou know that feeling
AmWhen you had something to say and then forgot?
N.C.
This is not like that!
CYou know that stress you get
AmWhen you commit a crime and then get caught?
N.C.
This is not like that!
C AmIt's just a button, just a helpful little button you can hit
C AmIt makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours all depending on your blood type
GAlso, someone random on the planet dies
FIt probably won’t be someone you know
[Chorus]
CYou're gonna love this new thing
AmThis happy-feeling machine
GSide effects and strings attached
F CI want this but not like that
C Am G F
[Verse]
CWe have revised a new revision
AmWe got your feedback
N.C.
You did not like that!
C AmWe have modified the button now instead of someone dying
GThey will simply lose their balance as they’re walking down the stairs
FIt's not your fault if they won't hold the rail
[Chorus]
CYou're gonna love this new thing
AmThis happy-feeling machine
GSide effects and strings attached
F CI want this but not like that
C Am C Am G F
[Bridge]
C Am GThis is our final off-er, our engineers have done their best
FThey've made the button softer so it’s more comfortable to press
C AmYou'll get one hour of joy but then the button will
GMake a college student oversleep their last exam
FAnd a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
G FAnd a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn't Do anything wrong!
[Chorus]
CYou're gonna love this new thing
AmThis happy-feeling machine
GSide effects and strings attached
F CI want this but not like that
C AmI wanna love this new thing
Am GI'd kill for something to bring
GHappiness (without a catch)
F Fm CI want this but not like that
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