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Hey baby, uh, it’s me
Um, our anniversary’s comin’ up, it’s a pretty big one
Dm EmAnd, um, I wrote a song for you……..
Am Dm Em AmSo I’m just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail
Dm EmLike, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
Am Dm EmSo, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
Am Dm EmUm, you might need to, like, download another app to download the?—
Am Dm EmI don’t know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like—
Am DmJust Google it, don’t call me and ask me
Em‘Cause I know, I know what you’re gonna do
AmYou’re gonna, you’re gonna get this
And you’re gonna think you just can’t Do it
Dm EmAnd you’re gonna call me, but then I’m just gonna Google it
AmSo, just you Google it, you’re an adult, you can figure it out
Dm Em AmUm, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn’t mind
Dm EmLike, right when you get this
AmThank you, um, I love you, bye
[Verse 1]
Dm Em Am..You’re my best friend, I love you
Dm Em Am..You know me and I know you
Dm Em Am..We got problems that we’ve been through
Dm Em Am..We got **** that we’ll get through, uh
Dm EmYou think I’m rude to you
AmYou think I Am the worst
Dm EmBecause I ask when you suck my ****
AmYou take out your Invisalign first
come on
[Chorus]
Dm Em..Five years, five years
AmStill you, still me, still here
Dm Em..Five years, five years, baby
Am..Five years, five years
[Verse 2]
AmWe order Chinese, I’m eating my dumplings
DmYou reach over and you take my dumpling
Em AmYou don’t even say, “Do you mind?” or nothing
DmWhy would you assume that you’re entitled to a dumpling?
Em AmSo I look at you, you look back at me, like, “What the **** did I do?”
Dm EmIf you really wanted some dim sum then
Am Dm EmYou really should’ve gotten some when we put in the order
AmYou say, “You’re a psycho and I-I don’t wanna fight
Dm Em AmSo, let’s just drop this, it’s not a big deal”
Dm“Okay, but for the record
Em Am Dm EmYou owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won’t forget…..
AmYou owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent”
[Chorus]
Dm Em..Five years, five years
AmStill you, still me, still here
Dm Em..Five years, five years, baby
Am..Five years, five years
[Verse 3]
Dm Em..We found a spider in the house
Am..You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Dm Em Am..Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Dm EmYou said, “You should kill that”
AmI said, “Um, no, **** that”
Dm Em AmYou said, “Come on, be a man”
What?
Dm Em AmYou’re a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
Dm EmBut your whole worldview collapses
Am DmThe moment there’s a spider, cool
EmI get it, this is the real you
AmIt’s a pleasure, nice to meet you
Dm Em**** like this brings the movement down
AmEveryone’s a feminist until there is a spider around
[Chorus]
Dm Em..Five years, five years
AmStill you, still me, still here
Dm Em..Five years, five years, baby
Am..Five years, five years
[Outro]
Dm Em Am..How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
DmYou out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
Em AmJust use the guest room bathroom
DmThat’s why we got two bathrooms
Em AmJust use the guest room bathroom
Dm EmThat’s why we got two bath rooms…..
AmAnd you know
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