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Am F C GThe books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C GWho needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Am F C GAnd I don't watch you when you sleep
Am F C Em FSurprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a fucking creep
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Am G FYou're not going to heaven
Am G FWhy the fuck did you think I'd ever kick it with you
Am GNone of you are going to heaven
F Am G FThere's a trillion aliens cooler than you
F F F F F F
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Am G Am G FYou shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to
F F F F F F
Am G CYou shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do
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Am F C GI don't think masturbation is obscene
Am F C G AmIt's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
F C GYou make my job a living hell
Am F CI sent gays to fix overpopulation
G FDidn't that Go well
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Am G FYou're not going to heaven
Am G FEat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
Am G FNone of you are going to heaven
Am G FYou're not my children you're a bad game of sims
F F F F F F
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Am G Am G FYou shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to
F F F F F F
Am G CYou can eat pork because why the fuck would I give a shit
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Am F C GYou argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G AmAtheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C GOver what they think is true
Am F C G FBut no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
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Am G FYou pray so badly for heaven
Am G Fknowing any day may be the day that you die
Am G FBut maybe life on earth could be heaven
Am G FDoesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
F F F F F F
F C F GMy love's the type of thing that you have to earn
C F C (x2) GAnd when you earn it you won't need it
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Am G Am G FI'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Am G CIf you want love then the love is gonna come from you
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