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[Intro]
N.C.
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
Fm Bb Fm Bb
Fm Bb Fm
BbThe morn' the morn' the morn'
[Verse]
Fm BbThe morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
Fm BbHe clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
Fm BbThe doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
Fm BbI did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
Fm BbWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
Fm BbHe's looks like Chewie (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
Fm BbTo put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Fm BbI'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
[Chorus]
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
BbAin't brushed them teeth since 1983
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[Verse 2]
FmWhy's everybody always pickin' on me?
BbAlways pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
Fm bI got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
BbSo back me up Bill (Yea and you're ugly too)
FmSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
BbOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valentia jeans
FmAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifies
BbI got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
FmYou compare me to a Mon chichi but I don't understand
BbWhy I'm scorned like I'm deformed (like the Elephant Man)
FmAnd yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
BbBut at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
FmAbout as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
BbAnd that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
FmI know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
BbIt's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
[Chorus 2]
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
BbYou took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
[Bridge]
DLike that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
DAnd he breaks into the professor's lab and makes some LSD
DPeaks freaks and eats the skipper's brains
DThen beats ginger with coconuts as Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
GOh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
GAnd like a postal clerk I'll Go berserk if you don't stop teasing me
GSee the trick is only pick on those that can't Do you no harm
GLike the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
GThe drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
[Chorus 3]
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
BbAin't brushed them teeth since 1983
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
[Chorus 4]
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause ya wore velor flares until the late Eighties
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
FmBut why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb'Cause no one likes you monkey boy
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